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Ass Fucking is a favorite of dirty sluts. A true whore often prefers being fucked in the ass over having a cock in her little wet pussy. She likes to bend over, lift her skirt and beg a man to shove his dick up her tight asshole. She will beg for it hard and moan as she feels his cock ram into her ass. After the man cums in her ass she will often suck his cock as his jizz drips from her ass.
Kathy loves a good, hard, dirty ass fuck. I heard her talking to her friend on the phone. She said she had let 2 of her coworkers fuck her ass just the day before. Kathy said "I bent over and begged for it. One of them made me suck him while the other pumped my poor asshole. They kept calling me a slut and I rubbed my clit while they took turns fucking my ass and face. They both shot huge loads of cum inside me then left me with jizz dripping from my ass. They were right, I am a dirty slut"
by btld August 22, 2007
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intense exclamation; not to be taken literally; used in an unwanted situation
When you find out that you failed a test you say: Fuck my ass, I failed!
by A. Pseudonym December 7, 2004
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Expletive; usually used to express extreme dismay or anger in a situation deemed as very surreal or upsetting. It is appropriate in instances where one can do very little to improve upon a terrible situation, and therefore can only find recourse in swearing and/or expression of rage. "Cunt" may be substituted for "bitch" if an even stronger pejorative is desired; adjectives can be added on to "ass" and "bitch" if further appropriation is necessary.
Listen, I'm very sorry to tell you this, but I told her about your relationship with Lizzy and I doubt that she will ever get over it." "Thanks for screwing up my life, asshole! Fuck my ass and call me a bitch, huh!?
by Lax1334 November 23, 2011
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1. An exclamation uttered after an unfortunate turn of events or a negative outcome; can be used ironically for a positive outcome, though this is less common

2. A phrase utilized when lost in thought, or when memory fails you

3. An open invitation for anyone listening to play pop goes the weasel in your cornhole
"Check engine light? Fuck my ass, just what I wanted to see."

"L'see.. loaf of bread, taters, milk.. fuck my ass, what else am I forgetting?"

"Fuck my ass. No seriously, please insert any and all objects into my nether regions."
by ahnaanemiss September 30, 2012
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When you really want a big black man with a '14 inch meat rod to rail you, balls deep like a 1,000 mph train
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Fuck An Ass

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A Synonym for damnit, shit, or any word expressing dissatisfaction or disappointment
C’mon man you really smashed my chick? Fuck an ass
by Tittytoucherthomas April 4, 2021
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when a girl or a guy gets fucked hard in the ass and has copious amounts of cum sprayed in the ass. Then after they fart and massive amounts of cum and shit balls splatters out of the asshole
i had the biggest ass fuck fart this morning form gettting fucked in the ass last night
by ass fucker as April 3, 2010
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