fried cunt

A person who takes a lot of illegal drugs

Oi ya fried cunt

by Dodgy mate bruh June 17, 2016

fried duck

person that you kind of hate but you are still friends

josh is a fried duck

by Fried Duck February 23, 2017

Fried Rice

Despite all the other sexual and racist definitions of this word, Fried Rice is just another type of Asian food.

The Chinese restaurant across the street has some AMAZING Fried Rice.

by DaPwettyPwincess September 3, 2018

Fried hard

(Philly) Nice/common way of saying "I don't want no raw damn chicken wings!" when ordering at the chinese store. Sometimes the cook will show you the wings before drowning them in condiments, putting the onus of the level of "doneness" on you.

Aye let me get 4 chicken wings.. FRIED HARD PLEASE with SPK and a homemade Iced tea.

by MTrain84 June 29, 2012

fried eggs hanging on a nail

When the tits are old and sagging, with the look of fried eggs hanging on a nail. These tits are usually caused by breast feeding of numerous children. Similar to National Geographic Titties

What can we expect in terms of droopage here? A slight slope or the full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?

by rachiebabygirl January 21, 2007

fried chicken

Some damn good eatin'. Considered a favorite of blacks (for actually quite some time, like decades), but anyone can eat this luscious, succulent treat. ^.^

"Get me summa dat friiiied chicken mothufucka!"

"A word of advice : Hardees fried-chicken is delicious, but it will give you a bowel-attack if you're not careful."
-me

by Dave October 28, 2004

Fried or Fertilized

A questions posed by the rap collective Turquoise Jeep in their song with the same name. The question asks whether the girl would like to eat breakfast, or have sex again.

"How you like your eggs girl, fried or fertilized?" -- Yung Humma

by nessim99 February 23, 2011