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Windows FP

Windows FP (aka: Windows Fisher Price), is the successor to Windows 2000.

Also known as 'Windows XP'. This was the last stand of a dying corporation to save itself, from itself. The interface was designed by the team who delivered the Apple Macintosh almost twenty years earlier, but is neither as stable, nor as easy to use.

Windows FP was seen by many as an attempt to make the Windows OS more Mac-like. However, with a GUI incapable of smooth transitions, the results appear more like melted-candy corn than the inimitable Mac OS X that it tries so hard to be.

Visual cues apparently have been taken from the local kindergarden. Everything is either big, lurid, or unnecessary (sometimes all three). Plagued with problems throughout, it's party-piece was it's ability to crash all by itself.
Me: "Dude, is that your lil' bro's toy you rollin'?"
You: "No dude, it's my new Windows FP"
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Aqua fps

A tarkov streamer and self-proclaimed loot lord will show you how to be a running and gunning gamer
"Dude Aqua fps uploaded a new YouTube video with general sam about how to be a cahd on tarkov"
"Thats pretty based, cant wait to watch"
by A real rat man myself January 7, 2021
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fps game

A common video-game in which is usually described from gamers. Frames-Per-Second games are usually given there name due to being highly intensive on most computers and often "lagging"
Gamer: ohhh man i just got the new FPS game Battle Field 4!!! So excited

Geek: wow man i heard that game is very FPS intensive on you computer!
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g/fp

gas fireplace, abbreviated for housing ads
includes g/fp
by your mom, bitch! September 28, 2008
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fps chess

a game where chess pieces duel to the death
by Elusive_vex April 1, 2023
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FPS booster

A tool that is used to change the amount of FPS (Frames Per Second) in certain programs, especially video games and make your gameplay smooth & lag-free.
Player 1: My gameplay is so laggy! What shall I do?
Player 2: Ahh... that's easy! Just install an FPS booster and you'll see the result!
by 164Brian May 4, 2022
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1 fps

Frame rate most people expect to while playing steam games in windoze.
Youtuber: (playing Prison Architect or other steam game at 120fps full 4K)
Commenter 1: Wtf how does he do that i can barely stand 30 fps?
Me: WTF how does he do that i always play at 1 FPS
by FranchuFranchu October 14, 2018
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