Wretched Flaps

Slang for a loose vagina, usually one or two long lips which hang down.

Man I cant hit that anymore, she's got those wretched flaps

by Ricky Admin March 9, 2011

Floppy Fanny Flaps

When vagina flaps are disportportionally large in comparison with other body parts. Flaps are slighyly loose and flappy, and may clap or flap during a fanny fart.

"Warren, was that a machine gun?" "No sally that was just Jenny's floppy fanny flaps".

by haynah September 16, 2005

bacon flaps

The labia of the female genitalia

She had a saggy set of bacon flaps

by Ezman May 19, 2003

crackin flags

A term derived from Lancashire, North west of England.

It means the weather is extremely hot (well for British standards anyway)

"Get out in the sunshine lad! It's crackin flags out there!"

by Ashash January 14, 2008

Farsting

1. The act of talking incessantly about ideas, situations, or circumstances without knowing the information of the subject involved.

2. babbling incoherently in a manor often offensive.

3. Other uses and/or spellings: To FARST, FARSTED, FARST.

1. He was FARSTING about football, though he has never played or watched a game.

2. The drunk in the bar is FARSTING, talking a lot, but saying little to nothing at all.

by Dr. Anthoney Horse April 4, 2010

Flansexual

When a lesbian wears so much flannel they are no longer defined as "homosexual" but now "Flansexual"

"Dude she needs to chill with the flannel."
"Yeah I mean she's even putting it on her cats…"
"Total flansexual."

by ladyperc November 17, 2013

farsnatcher

Someone that will always ask to borrow something but will not return it until asked alot up to about 5 times.

dude for the past week he has been a farsnatcher with some of my games

by q w e r t y September 26, 2020