send a fax to cleveland

Euphemism for taking a shit. Often used in a business or formal setting to explain a prolonged bathroom break while maintaining a professional appearance.

Sorry I'm late, but I had to send a fax to Cleveland and it was several pages long.

by K. Itty February 15, 2005

black fax

To send a fax, generally many pages in length, of a solid black image. The intent is that the recipient's fax machine will run out of ink or toner, or possibly even break.

I just got fired because the budget wasn't big enough for my salary and the new soda machine. I'm totally going to black fax them all day.

by Jonba February 2, 2008

tru fax

abbreviation for True Facts

used to show agreement or what you are saying is the truth

Angelina Jolie is the shit!

Tru Fax

by one_fierce_bish March 12, 2008

Fox-fax

short for Fox facts; referring to items broadcast on Fox news

I try to consider all points of view, but generally don’t give much credence to the Fox-fax from the Ministry of Disinformation.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 23, 2013

big fax

A definite fact

“That girl is hot” that’s a big fax

by Deathina_deathina May 9, 2018

only fax no printer

A longer way of saying facts or fax. It is used when you agree with something, or it is undeniably true.

A: Beyoncé should have beat Adele at the Grammys.
B: Only fax no printer!

by Justin Galaxy January 8, 2018

sending a fax to cleveland

Taking a dump; pooping

After dinner I will be sending a fax to cleveland.

by dude_abides March 28, 2015