by Hahid September 18, 2016
Get the faux-bae mug.Faux (fake) bohemian. A variation on yuppie, this type of person likes to act like an artsy, poor bohemian on the outskirts of society when they are in fact a middle-class ex-californian obsessed with fitting in. Seen most often in Portland, OR and other similar yuppie-ville towns.
Colin: That guy with the local coffee, expensive vintage clothing and typewriter is so popular in Hawthorne! I wonder why he never smiles?
Carolyn: Last year he was a producer in L.A. He is such a faux-hemian. If he smiled, it would blow his cover as a Stumptown coffee employee.
Carolyn: Last year he was a producer in L.A. He is such a faux-hemian. If he smiled, it would blow his cover as a Stumptown coffee employee.
by EastPortlandGal October 28, 2008
Get the Faux-hemian mug.The more-merciful relative of the dreaded Upper Decker.
A Faux Decker is executed by:
1) Opening the rear tank of a toilet and dropping in a piece of novelty rubber dog poop;
2) Pouring in 1/2 cup (120mL) of instant iced tea mix into the tank as well;
3) Replace the lid and leave the Faux Decker for the next unsuspecting victim.
Upon flushing the toilet, a brown stew will be unleashed, horrifying the user and leading them to open the rear tank...only to see the fake poop and surmise they have been struck with an Upper Decker.
The Faux Decker is a more sanitary prank than the insidious Upper Decker, but you get almost the same shock-value from the Faux Decker as you would the original.
A Faux Decker is executed by:
1) Opening the rear tank of a toilet and dropping in a piece of novelty rubber dog poop;
2) Pouring in 1/2 cup (120mL) of instant iced tea mix into the tank as well;
3) Replace the lid and leave the Faux Decker for the next unsuspecting victim.
Upon flushing the toilet, a brown stew will be unleashed, horrifying the user and leading them to open the rear tank...only to see the fake poop and surmise they have been struck with an Upper Decker.
The Faux Decker is a more sanitary prank than the insidious Upper Decker, but you get almost the same shock-value from the Faux Decker as you would the original.
Dude 1: "I pranked my Mom on April Fool's Day with a Faux Decker!"
Dude 2: "Why a Faux Decker not an original Upper Decker?"
Dude 1: "DUDE, she's my Mom! I wanted to freak her out, not make her disown me!!"
Dude 2: "Why a Faux Decker not an original Upper Decker?"
Dude 1: "DUDE, she's my Mom! I wanted to freak her out, not make her disown me!!"
by FunkPumpkin October 4, 2011
Get the Faux Decker mug.The calendar says the season changed to fall, stores are advertising cozy sweaters, everything pumpkin spiced and football games but it’s still a sweltering 90 degrees out, that’s Faux Fall, y’all. ☀️🥵
by Saltyseagal October 4, 2020
Get the faux fall mug.D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.
by Hace The Ace October 2, 2007
Get the faux number mug.A toned-down version of the famous mohawk haircut, in which the sides of the head are shaved and a central strip of hair is made to stand up. The faux hawk resembles the mohawk when styled but can also, if desired, appear to be a conventional male haircut.
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