Faux-it-all

n. A person who talks like they know everything, when in reality they have no idea what they're talking about. A fake know-it-all.

Paul talks out of his ass all the time, then gets super defensive when you call him on his bullshit. Then he just keeps talking and talking. He puts his two cents in every conversation and he's always wrong but will never admit it. He's SUCH a faux-it-all.

by BroolStoryCo May 24, 2011

faux-homo

fo-homo
1)Fake gay.
2)When your straight friends do something that questions their sexuality.
3)Worse than a metrosexual.

Lance:"Wanna go to the game tonight I got free tix."
Dave:"I would but I have a mani/pedi appointment."
Lance:"Dude that's faux-homo!"

by MoTaGoD August 6, 2010

faux fall

When it isn’t summer but it’s too hot for fall. Faux Fall🍂🍃

The calendar says the season changed to fall, stores are advertising cozy sweaters, everything pumpkin spiced and football games but it’s still a sweltering 90 degrees out, that’s Faux Fall, y’all. ☀️🥵

by Saltyseagal October 4, 2020

faux puddle

Those seemingly shallow looking puddles that appear off the sidewalks of NYC shortly after a rain or snow storm that turn out to be giant lakes only after you step into them.

I totally soaked my sock stepping into a faux puddle, it's a mirage of water.

by Jeremy Ko December 28, 2010

faux number

When you give someone a fake phone number, because, well, they're repulsive.

D: Dude, did you just give that fugly-ass girl your phone number?
T: Nah son, I gave her a faux number.

by Hace The Ace October 2, 2007

faux hawk

A toned-down version of the famous mohawk haircut, in which the sides of the head are shaved and a central strip of hair is made to stand up. The faux hawk resembles the mohawk when styled but can also, if desired, appear to be a conventional male haircut.

Nice faux hawk, man.

by BX9438q May 26, 2003

faux pas

1.) a social blunder
2.) a socially awkward of tactless act

blooper error blub gaffe misconduct mistake pratfall

by Mr. T May 13, 2005