Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

by LZ22 October 17, 2019

Dragon deez nuts across your face

If somebody mentions dragon you may fall into this trap just like Joe mama, this can catch somebody off guard, and you will be stunned by your stupidity.

P1: "Did you see the dragon yet?"
P2: "What dragon?"
P1: "Dragon deez nuts across your face"

by OogaBoogaBruh November 12, 2020

Faccebook

the accidental website stumbled upon by typing in facebook too fast. it includes links to sexy women and other porn.

He accidentally went to faccebook while sitting in the library because he was typing too fast.

by typeswaytoofast April 15, 2010

a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face

The default picture used by over 84% of users of the popular networking site myspace (See definition #4).

-Man, she looks fine!
-Can't you tell? That's a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face, dude.

by cchriss92 August 9, 2007

war face

Wide-eyed, adrenalin-filled psycho grimace on one's face as you charge in to battle/a fight/game of chicken. Exemplified by "Full Metal Jacket".

HARTMAN
Let me see your war face!

JOKER
Sir?

HARTMAN
You've got a war face? Aaaaaaaagh! That's a war face. Now let me see your war face!

JOKER
Aaaaaaaagh!

HARTMAN
Bullshit! You didn't convince me! Let me see your real war face!

JOKER
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

HARTMAN
You didn't scare me! Work on it!

by Flatster May 18, 2006

Present Face

The face you make when you get a really terrible present but don't want to hurt anybodies feelings.

I could tell martha hated the chess set i got her, you could see that present face from a mile away.

by hansmgee February 28, 2009

face like a welders bench

based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight

A: eeeuurrgh, that lucy's got a face like a welders bench
B: yeh she's well butters

by ontour May 25, 2012