ass fandangler

(noun) 1. One who likes to engage in anal olympics; a turd burglar; one who will give you cornrows on your crack, because they nasty like that.

2. A butt monkey; one who has an unhealthy fetish for the chocolate starfish.

3. One who collects cocoa pebbles (ewwwww)

Yeah man, she is fine as hell, but she's an ass fandangler and I don't get down like that.

by The Bald Head Assassin July 29, 2006

fandango

Provokative spanish courtship dance for a man and woman

We skipped the light Fandango and turned cartwheels....

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

horseshoe fandango

After the Great Ban of June 2006 on the Weebls-Stuff Forums, this was a word that, whenever used in the Cheese Bin, everyone not banned would pretend it was a funny joke made during the sentence of the banned forumites in order to make them feel left out.

Mr Salek: Hey guys, remember Horseshoe Fandango?
Other forumite: Lol! That was so funny!

by Mr Salek June 29, 2006

creamy fandango

when two willing males bust a load into a camals mouth, then the camal spits the load onto the face of a midget in an ostrich costume whilst all participants shout the word "fandango!"

i heard wee man is going to partake in a "creamy fandango" in jack ass 4

by poonjob March 31, 2011

fiddle faddle

What the Ha! Ha! Guy deepfucked your sister for in exchange for a handful.

"Dude, you got any fiddle faddle?"
"Yeah man, I deepfucked your sister for a handful."

by geographyp November 7, 2007

fand

Fand, in "pittsburghese", is a verb that means to discover, or "find" in the past tense (found).

Time is fand by this formula.

by somaganjika December 23, 2008

Faddy

A friendly way of teasing a loved one or friend who is chubby or overweight. Friendly banter :)

Hina: hi Faddy
Ravi: hey Faddy :P

by MsPanda August 1, 2016