penis failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia.

On June 22, 2008, George Carlin passed away due to penis failure.

by VarietyPerson June 07, 2011

epoch failure

A failure of such great magnitude that it can only be quantified in geologic time.

John: While rolling last night I tried to pull off a flying armbar but I ended up missing it and landing on my head.

Jane: Wow...Epic failure.

John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground.

Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!!

by Seamuskc July 13, 2018

failure to launch

A person who goes to college and loves it so much that they find themselves unable to return to the real world, and remain living at or around their college forever.

"Oh he's cute I wonder what year he is"
"Oh that's Garrett, he graduated like 6 years ago"
"What! I had no idea he was a failure to launch"
"Yeah I guess he just wasn't ready for the harsh reality of the world outside Example University."

by groñi March 15, 2012

faucet failures

Another term for clothing and or commercial goods which are ar a higher quality and price range. It comes from the terminology drip, as a faucet which fails drips. Also it’s a Ski Mask the Slump God song.

I got faucet failures.

by Zakake November 30, 2018

BCS failure

An NCAA football team that annually gets into the big BCS Bowl games over more deserving teams, and then proceeds to lose, often badly.

Well-known BCS failures: Oklahoma University, Ohio State University

by Brosef Stalin January 06, 2009

Failure Cascade

Failure cascade is the inverse of a network effect. Websites like MySpace define their value by the people that use the service just as gaming communities define their quality by their members. As bad events cause users or players to leave or become inactive, the quality drop leads others to do the same in a spiral that rarely stabilizes, until no one is left.

Their leaders don't even want to log on anymore, they're in failure cascade.

by Jafit June 10, 2010

failure face

a failure. The extension to "failure face" is rooted in the school of thought that adding "face" to something makes it stronger or more convincing. See penisface & dickface.

The person who invented this saying is a failure face.

by iwastoodrunk March 30, 2004