shit factory

A worthless, good-for-nothing person just taking up valuable space on the planet.

"Why do you hang around with that crackhead? He's just a shit factory"

by Hugh Johnson August 30, 2005

factchecker

Someone who stops you mid-sentence to check your facts with a hand held device.

The factchecker didn't believe what I was saying, stopping the conversation to immediately consult their iPhone for confirmation.

by Mr. Griswold June 11, 2010

Fun Fact

A short fact that can be about anything, as long as it is interesting and fun. A fun fact can be told at any time and doesn't have to be relevant to anything. A true fun fact should be memorable and make people laugh. Beware: You should never repeat a fun fact that another friend has told, fun facts are only fun the first time they are heard.

In conversation:
Lauren: "Hey everyone, do you want to hear my fun fact of the day?"
Friends: "Yesss please tell us!"
Lauren: "If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee!"
Friends: "Wow! That was so much fun! You have really brightened up our day!"

by Cool Bananas October 18, 2012

i-factor

The perpetual and unfailing insanity ("i") of females of all ages, races, creeds, colors, religions, sexual orientations, and other dispositional differentiators, without exception.

"Man, 100% of girls are just crazy. Every last one of them, I swear."

"Dealin' with some of that i-factor lately?"

by Pete Calleri February 8, 2008

tool factory

Someone incredibly lame. More stupid than a tool, even more stupid than a tool box, and way, way more stupid than a tool shed.

Carson Daly became even more stupid that he passed tool shed status and became a tool factory.

by ceterisparibus December 3, 2005

factory settings

1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.

I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.

by riemannslost0 February 4, 2020

Factish

The telling of a story or a lie using some truths to make it fact-ish.

Or only telling enough of a real event to make it believable in order to cover what really happened.

Or a complete fabrication of a story using partial facts to make a real event more interesting.

Dude! that story you told last night about that time we went to the river was total B.S.
Nah... some of it happened.

Ahhh....it was factish...;-)

by Roido October 13, 2011