facehooking

The act of successfully hooking up with someone through facebook.

He wrote on my wall so much I knew we were going to end up facehooking.

by Chanisson Halberitzky February 9, 2010

Facebookian

Meeting an old friend whom you haven't seen in years in person and having an experience like looking at all your old high school photos posted on Facebook.

I ran into Margie from 7th grade the other day and it was a really facebookian encounter.

by Shane's mom 63 January 1, 2009

Facebookism

Judging people based on the number of friends/connections that they have on Facebook.

Hey Tom! Guess what I'm cooler than you because I have 82 friends!

by Slut-Bag McGee April 13, 2005

facebarking

To use your facebook status to have a big whinge, usually in a manner that attempts to blame others for your overreaction to a situation.

"I can't believe yet another bank refused my loan application - just becasue I haven't held down a full-time job in the past five years!!!!!! I told the morons I was good for it, but obviously my word counts for nothing.

Did you see Mike was 'facebarking' again yesterday.

by metal power February 12, 2010

facebookie

A person who is addicted to facebook, constantly checking to see if they have new notifications.

Guy 1: How was your date with Sydney?

Guy 2: It was good, she was constantly on her phone, checking for new updates on facebook.

Guy 1: Oh yea, thats what happens when you go on a date with a facebookie.

by thepinkstar1219 February 14, 2010

Faceboxing

A method of giving oral sex. Which uses the vigorous method of bogging and waving such as the sport of boxing. Also the face may take a pounding.

After years of practice at giving head. She is one of the best at faceboxing.

by Big cope October 5, 2017

Facebookie

A person that will take bets for you over Facebook (either with Wall-to-Wall or with private messaging) in order to add convenience and remove face to face contact to lower the risk of getting robbed.

I didn't want to drive all the way down to the track or even grab my phone, so I used my Facebookie instead. It's illegal, but so much easier.

by marblewonder July 27, 2009