exorcist

an exorcist is just a priest yeeting the demon out of you

“you need an exorcist”

by geneheybebeffw July 2, 2018

Exotic Cricket

When a motherfucker looks clapped as fuck and has an oval ass face, they are referred to as the most exotic species of cricket available on the black market.

"Ey pussyo, you lookin like an exotic cricket, where you mama birthed you, in a shed, retarded lookin ass"

by The pampering pope March 2, 2021

the exorcist

Known to be the scariest movie of all time, the Exorcist, based on real-life events follows a 12-year-old girl as she becomes possesed by Satan himself. The Exorcist was nominated for 10 Academy Awards (including Best Picture and Best Director) but only took home Best Sound and Best Adapdted Screenplay. Linda Blair (who played Regan, the girl) was never again offered a role in any other movies. She did such a phenominal job, people believed she was really possesed.

Scare your parents by telling them your bed is shaking.

by Mariah August 12, 2004

exoplanet

An exoplanet (exo-planet), is an extra-solar (outside of our solar system) planet orbiting a star, other than the Sun, within our Milky Way galaxy.

The Kepler Telescope mission has discovered 4,000+ confirmed exoplanets in all, as of February 2015.

by DaleBryTheScienceGuy September 2, 2016

exosexual

A term used to describe a person that finds aliens sexually attractive.

Person 1: Damn! Lizzie is such a nice person, she is beautiful, too! I wonder if she would like to have dinner with me...

Person 2: Sorry, bro. I hate to break it to you, but she is exosexual, so, unless you are an alien, go find someone else.

by FrStrat December 20, 2022

Exoclamorphinator

Produces flungies in return give you extrabandwidth

“Yo bro did you install the exoclamorphinator for your Minecraft server”? “Nah bro I still need it”

“Yeah you need those flungies

by Flungie producer August 13, 2023

Rectal Exorcism

To defecate and release from your bowels a shit that is so vile, so wicked and so nasty that your body and mind are released from the possession of a demon turd. A Rectal Exorcism evicting demon turds may appear to be an elaborate ritual or may be performed by commanding the turd to depart in the name of a higher power, usually begging for release.

Scott's bowels were bound up for days and he was feeling sick and possessed by an internal demon turd. He spent an hour in the restroom wherein he embarked upon a rectal exorcism. After 55 minutes of calling for the demon shit to leave his body, Scott finally blew and he felt total release.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014