evolution

There is no such thing as evolution, just a list of creatures that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris didnt like the evolution of the dinosaurs.

by Mr Cynical August 29, 2006

Evolution

The process of organisms evolving into different species over the course of millions of years.

Charles Darwin: Here is my theory of evolution
Christians: No fuck you animals are the way God made them!

by laserman413 October 3, 2016

Pro Evolution Soccer

The greatest series of football games (soccer to the damn yanks) for the Playstation 2 ever, beats FIFA's ass every time due to consistently better gameplay and the fact that FIFA is for pussies and charlatans. Most recent version is Pro Evolution Soccer 5 which should be owned by all proper men.

Get all the lads round mine for beer, smoke and Pro Evolution Soccer.

by thealmightycraig June 20, 2006

Evolution

A change in populations over time.

Charles Darwin and others first gave the theory serious light, and it has been proven to be true.

The first human arguably started with Homo Erectus, some dude with an ape like head but used fire, tools, and language, then evolution marched on to have groups like Neanderthals and eventually Homo Sapiens Sapiens (us).
The evolution of the music industry is interesting.

by happyatcommonsense December 3, 2017

Evolution of Modern Utensils

A scientific theory developed by Steve Peterson regarding the taxonomy and phylogeny of modern day utensils.

The Spoon Gang was founded on the premises provided by this theory.

The chart of the Evolution of Modern Utensils will be released soon.

by Official Spoon Gang October 17, 2019

Evolution

1. A theory about how humans came to be.
2. Excrement.

Yo man, I took an evolution in the toilet the other day.

by fatboy_bake April 17, 2011

Evolutionist

There's no such thing as an "evolutionist". There are creationists, and people too smart to be creationists.

Creationist: Are you an evolutionist?
Real person: *walks away

by 3dblack February 12, 2018