self esteem

A 19th century perpetual motion machine powered by steam, theorized by Alberto Einstein but no actual production models were ever built.

Alberto told the eager investors gathered in Plaza de Suenos that for as few as 500 Pesos they could own a piece of his revolucionary self esteem engine.

by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003

self-esteem

esteem of your mother fucking self!

Boy- ur not so pretty

Girl-u just ruined my self-esteem

Boy- how can i ruin your self-esteem? its called SELF-esteem for a reason

by like hell im giving my name August 11, 2008

Estevan

Some random guy who spends most of his time playing Fortnite and Overwatch, thought he can rarely be seen grinding on Terraria without his friend's consent.

Friend 1: I played Terraria without you last night and beat the wall of flesh without you
Friend 2: What the hell, Estevan!

by gumblemut February 8, 2018

Estevan

trash

p1: dang hes such an estevan
p2: ikr

by whitehappy November 26, 2018

Self-esteem gap

The gap between the self-esteem a person has and what they ought to have.

Noun

“Shawn’s never received a grade higher than C- in his life but last night he told us he’s applying to medical schools. That poor bastard’s got a serious self-esteem gap.”

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

High self esteem

Something you don't have lmao

You are on urban dictionary looking up high self esteem, are you ok

by Dirt:/ January 23, 2022

Low Self-Esteem

When you jack off only to average-ish girls because you know the girls you really want are too far out of your league and you lack the courage even to fantasize about the girls you really want.

Chad had low self-esteem, so he only wanks in the shower to pictures of Becky when deep down he really wants Stacy

by D Flawless November 11, 2019