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Escort Drunk

The point where a group of girls are so drunk that they assume the position of escorts for an older, ugly, likely foreign rich man who oversteps the boundaries of comfort in exchange for nice dinners and tables at clubs.
"We let this guy Omar buy us a table at Opium, he was really creepy but we were just totally escort drunk."
by k'briah November 7, 2012
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pablo escobar

when a woman is giving oral sex to a man and the man pulls out and cums in her nose and tells her to sniff it up like its cocaine.
lauren was giving me a blow job last night and i gave her a pablo escobar.
by chopper jones October 30, 2007
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Escobar belly

A large ventriculus (belly), large enough to rest folded arms whilst in a seated position enhancing the don't f**k with me look.
by Kingchaching January 27, 2017
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escorza

Someone with this last name is extremely hot, sexy and dumb at times but is an overall great person and everyone should have someone like this in their life
Dang is that an Escorza!
by Bob Bentley May 13, 2018
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Victor Escobar

A guy with bomb strokes, he’s cute but he has an ugly attitude (sometimes) he’s so ugly that he’s cute.
Victor Escobar, he gives that bomb dick. Too bad he’s ugly-cute.
by jackieexo June 12, 2019
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jahelyn escobar

A anoying person who currently has 200 followers on tiktok maybe more in the future
Person 1: Who is jahelyn Escobar

Person 2: Idk a annoying person who I know of bc of another friend of mine
by Jahelyn Escobar 😃👍 October 5, 2020
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escort

A british variant of the popular ford escort model, produced in various forms from 1969-1998, which looks far better than the american model and, in certain guises, is actually a good car. latter models are mainly populated by chavvy twats who kit the piss-poor front wheel drive models with massive farty exhausts and wanky decals whilst listening to hardcore rave music; earlier ones are mainly found kicking up massive clouds of mud whilst drifting on a rally race
my bird loved my escort 1.4 cuz it was cute and slow (and safe)

Did you see that mark 1 RS2000 going sideways round the roundabout?

Chav:Geeeeeezaah, av u seen my new escort mush its propa fat got a sub n a fuck-off exhaust n everythin!
Chavvy mate: Lush mate, propa innit geezer. mush
by Gupster October 27, 2007
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