Ejaculation emancipation

The act of "wanking", and right as you finish, you sign a document on legalizing prostutution with your "product"

"Me and Hilary made an ejaculation emancipation together on Tuesday!"

by Titty twister69 January 4, 2016

nipple ejaculation

A phrase used in awkward situations to relieve tension

Person 1: soooo...
Person 2: nipple ejaculation
All: hahahaha

by Barbsbarbie September 17, 2013

Orifice Ejaculation

Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.

Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.

I just can't wait to tell my wife I had an orifice ejaculation last night

by sniquemazter November 22, 2016

Nuclear Ejaculation

Ever played Titanfall? Yeah, that one.

"Oh, the pilot ejcted and blew me up."
"I blew up your mom with a Nuclear Ejaculation"

by Nut_meme November 29, 2016

Premature eHAculation

An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.

Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter Griffin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Premature eHAculation.

by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016

Unsolicited ejaculation

When the pussy so good and you lose control and accidentally cum in her

My girl's mad at me for unsolicited ejaculation

by NEVERapper27 February 12, 2019

Pure Ejaculation

The song sung by Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.

Cum with me,
And you'll see,
A world of pure ejaculation

by mooò November 18, 2020