"Hay Dave why are you wearing a eye patch? "
"The Duke Ellington ceremony didn't go as plained. I took a dick to the eye but worst thing is that I'm not a knight because I was rushed to the hospital before the ceremony was over."
"i'm sorry i asked."
"The Duke Ellington ceremony didn't go as plained. I took a dick to the eye but worst thing is that I'm not a knight because I was rushed to the hospital before the ceremony was over."
"i'm sorry i asked."
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- No cant do, need to get the used-up cumdumped ''ellings''or ''ellingsen''girls to fuck me
- No cant do, need to get the used-up cumdumped ''ellings''or ''ellingsen''girls to fuck me
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