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Elbow Dick

The condition in which a penis is bent so terribly bad that it resembles the shape of an elbow. At which point it is conveniently used to fuck objects around corners, at random angles and frequently to tap people on the opposite shoulder so they look the other way and no one is really there.
Example 1: "I nailed that bitch from under the bed with my elbow dick son."

Example 2: "I fuck a bitch sideways with my elbow diiiick."
by Gogsyn December 8, 2009
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elbow frump

elbow frump is the extra flabby skin on your elbow
dude!look at all this elbow frump lol kyle!!
by dillie!! June 28, 2006
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elbow theory

This is the theory that the average man will judge whether or not to try and sleep with a girl based on her circumference index.

If guy can put his arms around a girl and touch both of his elbows, he will certainly try it on. If not, he will find another girl to test the theory.
I'm going out friday night to test the elbow theory.
by Jmp85uk April 22, 2008
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elbow swear

a promise that should never be able to be broken. but somehow people find a way to break it.
"I love you."he said

"elbow swear?" she asked

"elbow swear" he promised.
by highmatenince June 27, 2015
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Elbow fucked

When a dude is standing behind you while you're sitting and rubs his junk on your elbow.
I got elbow fucked while sitting at my desk and my coworker came up behind me and rubbed his junk on my elbow.
by php May 9, 2017
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elbow head

The type of head where the skull is the shape of someone's elbow and usually has less hair than someone's elbow.
The OC was a complete fucking elbow head
by Greaseball September 4, 2017
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elbow palm

When you are trying to express something stronger than facepalm but you end up tapping your elbow with your palm instead
Guy: I did legs yesterday.
Girl: *elbow palm*
Guy 2: why are you tapping your elbow?!
by naviman December 20, 2017
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