explosive diarrhea

A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?

Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

Expensivepackag

This word refers to someone that has something of great value

That guy is expensivepackag

by Boxed_ June 14, 2021

explosive queef

When a woman queefs out a man's semen in such a loud splattering manner after intercourse that if one were to hear the event without seeing what had happened, they would surely assume that someone was competing in an explosive diarrhea competition.

"Hey Jennie are you okay? It sounds like you have yourself some diarrhea..."
"It wasn't diarrhea - That was one hell of an explosive queef!"
"Damn, girl! I'm impressed!"

by captainmarshall1 July 12, 2014

Explosive Penosis

Explosive Penosis is a chronic respiratory disease in which the sperm shooting penis walls, burst due to the massive amount of sperm built into the penis.

Oh shit Bro my man was edging so hard he got Explosive Penosis

No way man the sperm exploded his penis

Oh shit his penis built up he got explosive penosis

by Holy_creator32 December 2, 2019

explosive diarrhea

Liquid shit that comes out of the anus in a projectile manner.

Kim Kardashian is knwon for having chronic explosive diarrhea. Its really glamorous.

by Lindsay Vierheilig April 25, 2008

explosive diarrhea

Similar to projectile vomit, except from the anus. Normally explosive diarrhea is bile and orange juice, accompanied by chunks of scratchy objects ranging in size from a pebble to however big your ass can stretch, and unexpected volumes of fart which do a marvelous job of dispersing said liquid and chunks. Explosive diarrhea is deceptive; leaving the top of the lid virtually unharmed, yet devastating the underside.

Someone had explosive diarrhea at ihop

by nUk July 27, 2005

anal expulsive

A Freudian term for someone fixated in the anal stage of development; the ysublimate their desire to shit on everything by being critical, gossipy and slovenly. The opposite of anal retentive.

The film critic must be anal expulsive to go on and on so vehemently about the film's minor faults.

by mostlybored March 8, 2004