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beyond expectation

You are beyond expectation. A unique individual. You are simply amazing!
by joyinurlyf0616 April 10, 2015
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Spider Expert

1.Person who is an expert on spiders.

2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.
"you could always make a citizen's arrest or something"

"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."

"....fuck you, spider expert."
by meatwhistle July 28, 2007
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Expecto Patronum (Actual Translation)

1 A spell in Harry Potter that scares away dementors, best used when you have a happy memory in your head
2 Not Joking. Expecto Patronum is a Latin word, and, can you guess what it is? In English it is, "I await a Guardian"
1: Harry: Expecto Patronum!

Ron: Wow, Harry, that was brilliant!
2: Jim: Expecto Patronum!
Latin Dude who knows English: You await a guardian?!(expecto patronum (actual translation))
Jim: WHATT???
Latin Dude: Expecto Patronum...oh harry potter..
Jim: i..await..a..guardian????....
by doodoodaequann April 8, 2019
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Expectacle

1. Used to describe a scrotum containing three testicles.
2. The act of finding the third testicle in the sack
1. I always thought he was sexy, but after finding his expectacle, I knew he would be a powerful, and potent lover
2. When she reached for my sack, she should have expectacled the unexpected.
by sacredenginex December 1, 2010
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expectane

A drug used to reduce the chances of miscarriage.
Taken as a pill once before use.
Invented by an Austrian Scientist by the name of Dr. Alex Hesse not to be confused with Actor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
I took “Expectane” and in a week I was pregnant!
by Duccc May 20, 2019
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expert dust

Where my expert dust sucka?
by buckminister August 6, 2011
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Expert bs'er

Somebody who has mastered the art of bullshitting.
Jane is an expert bs'er, She could bullshit her way out of anything
by bigJamiee September 3, 2016
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