Mr. Earls

hottie hottie hottie, Mr Earls is a sub at MJHS and he is so hot
he has a very large ass

“Mr. Earls is my art sub today! I can’t wait to see his big fat ass”

by MREARLSLOVER April 29, 2022

Earl Ephraim

Someone who really likes someone who's under 18 may also be used to describe someone who mastubates everynight with someone under the legal age

Did you know Marco is a Earl Ephraim? Yea somebody caught him yesterday

by ToastMemerIdok July 16, 2022

Earl Juice

The consequential vomiting after drinking E & J liquor.
Earl Juice > E & J

That nigga got wit' that Earl Juice!!

by eL jay' February 22, 2007

Dirty Earl

A sexual act that takes place when a man has sex with a woman doggy style. Mid-coitus, he slides two thumbs into her anus and places a hand on either side of her face, giving her two sideburns.

Last night Jo Ellen said she wanted to mix things up, so I surprised her with a Dirty Earl.

by CunningLinguist88 December 26, 2020

Pulling an Earl

An employee who calls out another employee about a low work ethic, or sorry work ethic but then proceeds to sit on stool and do nothing while working

You know I just got out of the meeting about pulling an Earl, then Jerry proceeded to pull an Earl .

by Louie602 August 15, 2017

Earl Monroe

The Pearl, Black Jesus. As a member of the Baltimore Bullets and later the New York Knicks, Earl Monroe dazzled fans and opponents alike with streetball dribbling and scoring flair. Monroe was especially adept at the spin move, which he would often use to freeze defenders before blowing past them to the hoop.

"Earl Monroe destroyed me with that spin move tonight. I knew it was coming, but I couldn't stop it." - Jerry West

by Jamaal "Silk" Wilkes January 27, 2009

Earl Grey

The sexual act of urinating into your partners mouth, then dipping your scrotum into their mouth, full of urine.

"Want to have some Earl Grey? Bladders Full!"

by Khode1111 November 28, 2016