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There was a young woman from Ealing

A Rhyme told by Hugh Grant on Bridget Jones.

There was a young woman from Ealing
Who had a perculiar feeling
She layed on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling.
There was a young woman from Ealing Ealing a young woman a young girl pissed over the ceiling
by AmmiceEmilyX February 19, 2013
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dick eating

when somebody is extra hype about with you're doing, someone is copying off of you
"Keisha went and got those sneakers I got yesterday...She dick eating."

also see: dick eater
by Isatta July 23, 2004
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eating one's vegetables

Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.
A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.

B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.
by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008
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Earring

Disturbing, unnecessary, often flashy and distractive pieces which some people confuse for decoration on their faces. Sometimes hang from the side of a face further contributing to the disturbing distraction.
What are those dangling and flashing in this pitch dark? Oh, those are just these hoop earrings.
by Tasmanian Devil Taz October 27, 2020
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ass eating awareness month

The month of September is dedicated to raising awareness to the art of eating ass and the joys of having your booty ate like groceries
Wow I'm really excited to teach at this new seminar for ass eating awareness month
by Ass God February 3, 2018
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Belgian Pie Eating Contest

A sexual carnival of sorts in which a gentleman performs oral sex on no fewer than 3 different ladies in the same room no more than a minute apart. Used especially in reference to particularly sloppy oral sex, as an actual pie eating contest generally results in a messy face.

May also refer to a situation in which several men perform oral sex on several women, with or without switching partners.
When the fraternity invited the neighboring sorority over for the first party of the semester, it only took 20 minutes and 2 kegs to turn the living room into a Belgian Pie Eating Contest.
by Bee-ritt July 16, 2009
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Eating crow

To man up and to admit you were wrong
That guy was Eating Crow when Obama was elected President, he had swore under his life that McCain would be elected
by Darkbeaudry December 20, 2008
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