Synonym for “Man-Splaining” created by @mizzmel2 on TikTok
Also can be spelled correctile disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)
Also can be spelled correctile disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)
1. Random CisHet Male: Explaining childbirth to a women “it’s not that bad”
Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)
2. Female PHD: *explains her research topic of interest*
Non expert man: "Well actually I have heard..."
Observer: "Somebody suffers from correctile dysfunction"
Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)
2. Female PHD: *explains her research topic of interest*
Non expert man: "Well actually I have heard..."
Observer: "Somebody suffers from correctile dysfunction"
by Expert in mansplaining April 16, 2021
Get the Correctile Dysfunctionmug. The opposite of a Cyberection. Usually happens when one thinks they are talking to an opposite sex from which they are getting turned on, to find that they are in fact, the same sex.
Cyberialis anyone? Please refer to Cyberection for def.
Cyberialis anyone? Please refer to Cyberection for def.
Subject A waves to Subject B.
Subject A: Hey there, tall handsome dark haired Dark Knight. How bout you and me start to grind some together?
Subject B: I like that idea miss, when and where do you want to gain 'experience points'?
Subject A: Nah I'm just joking, I'm some 45 Y/O married male lookin' for a good time.
Subject B: I think im suffering from Cyberectional Dysfunction ....
Subject B has logged out.
Subject A: Hey there, tall handsome dark haired Dark Knight. How bout you and me start to grind some together?
Subject B: I like that idea miss, when and where do you want to gain 'experience points'?
Subject A: Nah I'm just joking, I'm some 45 Y/O married male lookin' for a good time.
Subject B: I think im suffering from Cyberectional Dysfunction ....
Subject B has logged out.
by Aerwyn November 27, 2007
Get the Cyberectional Dysfunction mug. When you're trying to have sex with a chick, but her legs are so hairy/spiky that you can't keep an erection.
"Dude, I got her pants off, and I rubbed her legs and I suddenly had an extreme case of cactile dysfunction."
by iamcurbappeal October 26, 2009
Get the Cactile Dysfunctionmug. by Frank Fenimore May 13, 2005
Get the dysfunctional breastsmug. When ur peepee cant get hard cuz u watch 2 much porn. Ur dad likely has E.D. cuz hes an old fag and wants to phuck ur mommy but he has to take this little over priced pill called viagra so his dick can throb and he can bone ur mom.
by Masonw070204 October 8, 2018
Get the Erectile Dysfunctionmug. Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional and immature, no wonder he had so many insecurities to pick at, rather than weapons. His erectile dysfunction was a sign of his impotence, not only around the opposite sex, but as a human.
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021
Get the Erectile dysfunctionmug. Commen brother of “erectile Dysfunction”. Is when a species of reptile engulafes your dick with at least one unwilling partner
by Glenicus. December 18, 2018
Get the Reptile dysfunctionmug.