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brown eyed deception

This is when your doing a girl in her ass and when ur dick is in her ass she accidentally squeezes a shit white get massed up on your dick. Thus her brown eye decepted you. It is usually an accident not purposely done.
Last Friday I was doing Sherly and I thought she would be a good fuck but all the sudden she gave me a brown eyed deception, man i was pissed.
by Tylerr from vegas May 24, 2007
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battling the Decepticon

Another way of describing masturbation. More commonly when talking about Transformers fans. The semen is then refered to as Energon. If done in the bathroom, the toilet becomes the Space Bridge. Decepticons are the bad guys from Transformers.
"After Rick saw that hot babe with the DD breasts, he ran into the bathroom and started battling the Decepticon."
"How do you know?"
"There was Energon in the Space Bridge."
by William Gilson August 29, 2006
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decepticon

sexual position
when two girls scissor on top of your penis.
if the aforementioned women are giving blowjobs to two other men. the decepticon has turned into a megatron.
Dan: I got sydney and hillary really drunk last night and got a decepticon.

Jordan: you are god.
by ProperHardcore September 18, 2009
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Decepticon

Chronic liar. Someone who habitually lies about their lifestyle, job, sex life, or friends for attention.
"So, I was talking to Dave and he said he was the one who invented the vibrate function on phones. Then he pretended to get a call from Donald Trump and made me pay for the beer. Fucking Decepticon."
by M. Godhammur, J.R. December 23, 2007
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Decepticon

A man who dressed up as a woman, sounds like a woman, looks like a woman, smells like a woman...but in reality has a penis.
Guy 1: Hey man, how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: We were about to snu snu when I pulled her pants down and a little elephant trunk popped out
Guy 1: DUDE! A fucking Decepticon???
Guy 2: Yeah bro, I had to make like Optimus Prime and ROLL OUT ya dig?
by DatKikero March 22, 2017
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weapons of mass deception

What a liberal has at his disposal.
by unknown July 8, 2003
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decepticon

"I know you're fucking lying you decepticon!"
by CS January 10, 2004
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