dri

when something is cringe/unfunny when that person really thought they did smfin

embarrasses the shit out of people when they really thought they were funny

guy 1: bro skibidi rizz
guy 2: bro that was dri

by lol same jk February 3, 2024

Dris

Dris, the best platonic lover ever.

A very sweet person <3

A : did you know i have a platonic lover?

? : oh really? who?

A : Dris! They're very sweet <3

by Alistair._ April 19, 2021

Dries Road Head

When you are driving home from Prep, and pass by the Urban Cowboys whilst L. Dries is giving you road brain.

TJM III - “Yo, Dries! Look out the window it’s the urban cowboys!”

Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”

by Dreiser Dave May 3, 2023

dried-helmet

A dried-helmet is when you have a wet dream or ejaculate, then semen dries in or over the urethra causing you to spray or miss direct a stream of piss.

I went to take a piss this morning but I had a dried-helmet, I had to clean that shit up before my girlfriend sat in it. Again

by Chase Lewis white January 26, 2014

Dri

An extremely talented and passionate young man who lays the charm on thick.

Man, I wish I could do it like Dri.

by yup<3 November 22, 2021

dries

Generates gravity so strong it keeps the moon in orbit.
When he jumps the earth quakes at magnitude 9.

oh you're such a dries.

by anoniem78239 March 7, 2022

Dries

Sweet one that will make your life into a movie. If you find a man called Dries ensure you grab him.

“I wish I had a Dries in my life, so rare”

by Pickle rick sanchez November 21, 2021