french dressing

When you climax in a woman while she is on her period.

I blew a load in Carrie when she was on the rag and it looked like french dressing dripping out.

by Will Wydock December 14, 2007

Window dressing

The act of masturbating and finishing onto a hotel's curtains. It's the only thing they don't change when they clean.

I checked in early and found a dripping window dressing.

I window dressed at my hotel because I didn't want to use my one clean towel.

by Curtain cum August 29, 2018

Table Dressing

Noun - A phrase used to describe a person who drops a large amount of crumbs on a table or surface and or the crumbs that were dropped.

When directed towards a person it is most commonly used as "Crumby-Mc-Table-Dressing"

Or

Thanks for the table dressing.

by Ryan1one January 16, 2011

Drew dressing

A horny young boy. Who is skinny like a tree. His voice is raspy like as if a duck smoke ten packs.

Wow that kid is such a drew dressing

by Yarah yensen February 20, 2017

tranch dressing

n.

1. The dumpster milk and effluvium of garbage containers being used for food waste esp. school cafeteria dumpsters which become aggressively nauseating during hot weather.

“Mmm, hot garbage salad with tranch dressing.”

by beardamabobs October 20, 2018

1000 island dressing

After a girl cums when she is on her period with a yeast infection.

"I was fuckin this chick last night and when i was finished, her pussy was covered with 1000 island dressing"

by Stina_36 October 14, 2011

Raunch Dressing

Semen that has been ejaculated into a woman's vagina; the cream of a "cream pie".

Good thing these aren't my best sheets, some raunch dressing dripped onto them.

by Trust me, it's true January 15, 2012