by vyexcel September 15, 2009
An overall asshole that somehow manages to achieve more than you in life. They often ignore you, talk behind your back, and hate to be around you. Often times, they will believe themselves to be cooler, smarter, etc. than you, and will act like you do not exist because you are below their superiority level.
Admit it, you just looked up "douchebag" on Urban Dictionary because right now you are thinking that someone you know is such a douchebag.
by ColtCababa November 18, 2012
Anyone who does the following:
Puts a 'ball cap on and makes sure it is crooked.
Knows hat is on crooked and does not fix it.
Puts an oversized tailpipe on a car.
Puts on, or buys a car with a fin.
Puts collar up.
Wears pooka shells.
Puts a 'ball cap on and makes sure it is crooked.
Knows hat is on crooked and does not fix it.
Puts an oversized tailpipe on a car.
Puts on, or buys a car with a fin.
Puts collar up.
Wears pooka shells.
by Douche Locator October 16, 2006
A person, usually a male that has no common sense or responsiblilty, and likes to make things difficultm they often go by the names corey and tyler.
by catdogcatdogfish June 20, 2014
by Jay-May August 16, 2008
by K.M. T. May 18, 2006
The office smartass at a software company that cannot say anything without some sort of insult, or someone that always says phrases such as "I went to school for 10 years to put up with this shit."
"Brian made fun of me again. What a total douchebag. I did not go to school for 10 years to put up with this shit!" said the douchebag.
by Farris March 02, 2007