"check out that hair! and those abs! but hes kinda empty...make a great tool for my crotch tho!"
"that guy in the pink shirt thinks his douchebag ass is getting with so many girls but they're using him"
"that guy in the pink shirt thinks his douchebag ass is getting with so many girls but they're using him"
by Etiquette December 14, 2009

Dude1: Press the button.
Dude2: There isn't a button there.
Dude1: I'm staring straight at it you fucking douchebag!!!
Dude2: There isn't a button there.
Dude1: I'm staring straight at it you fucking douchebag!!!
by N4TH4N December 28, 2005

by Count Frolic May 7, 2016

The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.
konstantin.makarov.35@facebook.com
konstantin.makarov.35@facebook.com
by Konstantin's mom. May 6, 2014

People who go on to a site and bitch and moan about dumb shit like people wearing hats backwards like a douchebag.
I hate your face douchebag
by Dingleberry May 19, 2016

Annoying people who have past the rank ass, asshole, and jerk. But are not yet fuckers or motherfuckers. Possible at the rank of bitch or BYEOTCH.
No, not Beverly Hills 90210. They are not bad people.
REAL EXAMPLE:
Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
REAL EXAMPLE:
Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
by AMERICAN IDIOTTTT July 5, 2010

1.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.
by CrankyOldFart October 25, 2018
