Douchebag

Typically a white, 6 foot tall guy with a goatee who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. A Douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole.

Look at that Douchebag who thinks the sun rises and sets for him.

by 2012geek2011 October 31, 2011

Douchebag

Someone who is incredibly stupid or idiotic.

Dude1: Press the button.
Dude2: There isn't a button there.
Dude1: I'm staring straight at it you fucking douchebag!!!

by N4TH4N December 28, 2005

Douchebag

A guy who is fucking a girl that you would like to fuck, but can't.

I can't believe that Kate is still going out with that douchebag!

by Count Frolic May 7, 2016

Douchebag

People who go on to a site and bitch and moan about dumb shit like people wearing hats backwards like a douchebag.

I hate your face douchebag

by Dingleberry May 19, 2016

Douchebag

Annoying people who have past the rank ass, asshole, and jerk. But are not yet fuckers or motherfuckers. Possible at the rank of bitch or BYEOTCH.

No, not Beverly Hills 90210. They are not bad people.

REAL EXAMPLE:
Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!

by AMERICAN IDIOTTTT July 5, 2010

Douchebag

The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.

[e-mail]

[e-mail] ==> Douchebag 100%

by Konstantin's mom. May 6, 2014

Douchebag

1.
a small syringe for douching the vagina, especially as a contraceptive measure.
2.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
an obnoxious or contemptible person (typically used of a man).
3. English definitive.
A young an adrimable attractive young man named Alex.

That kid Alex might be really sexy an awesome but he's a douchebag!

by CrankyOldFart October 25, 2018