Chuck donkey

A jerk off. One that masterbates often. An idiot that thinks he's cooler than he really is. A tool. A douche tard.

Man that guy was a real chuck donkey trying to pick up those girls.

by Bigballer12 July 24, 2016

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donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

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A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!

Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*

by Craigy! May 29, 2008

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DonkeyPalooza

A Texas hold 'em poker tournament - usually in Florida. The game is inhabited by card-carrying donkeys who love the game but can't play it. (Although some think they play better drunk).

Typically the game is even more donkified by the presence of Nebraska born players.

Some believe there's a franchise in Kansas City.

So, is there a DonkeyPalooza Tuesday night? Dunno, everybody's at a Phish concert.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 27, 2009

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