Donovan

A total creep, who will sexually assault girls. The secret is that he is so desperate he convinces himself that he is gay. While this man swings both ways he also like to whisper odd things into girls ears like “ thick thighs”. Don’t be surprised if you find him in your attic he’s a weeaboo and that is his natural habit. Donovan’s spend most of their time at their computer wanking to either child porn or hentai there is no in between for these strange creatures. They mainly eat corn dogs and gummy worms. Beware of their katana collection they will not be afraid to use it if you question their favorite anime. Overall Donovan’s will not be afraid to rape a man or a woman for sexual pleasure, and will do the most to lure you in. But their is one thing that can keep you safe and that a diet plan. If ever encounterd with a Donovan make sure to wave peas and diet plans infront of their face while also taking away their comic books and computers.

That’s a Donovan man

by Jesusistheone January 26, 2020

Matt Donovan

A fraternity star who also plays baseball on the side.

Why wasn't Matt Donovan at practice today? Oh he is probably still passed out at the sigma chi house

by Ryan Francona September 6, 2017

Donovan

A man of unusual and unfortunate facial features but with an extremely drop dead gorgeous body.

Stems from professional hockey player Shean Donovan

Man that guy is such a Donovan!

by Jose@vivelamexico October 16, 2009

donovan mcnabb

The quarterback of the Philadelphia Eagles who won't ever win a superbowl.

Donovan MCnabb aka Mc Choker starting season 2006:

Week 1: Beats a high school team

Week 2: Chokes to the Giants

by mo bo September 19, 2006

Donovan

Simple. He is gay.

Did u see how gay Donovan is?

by xewonn January 14, 2019

donovan mcnabb

One of the most overrated quarterbacks ever.

Look at that shit. Helen Keller just picked off McNabb.

by Ryan Leaf February 27, 2004

Dahnovan

A strong sexy man w a big thick penis that can make any woman scream in the bedroom. A very passionate lover. Caring and handsome.

That Guy Is Such A Dahnovan

by GoofyGoober421 October 17, 2019