zero divider

someone who fails so much that they divide by zero and cause the universe to implode.

dude 1: i like pop music.
*universe implodes*
dude 2 :thanks alot you prick you damn zero divider.

by shoopdahoop November 30, 2009

Digital dividend

Male ejaculate that lands on a computer screen and/or keyboard when the male climaxes while consuming pornography from the internet.

Dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.

by Pseudoephedrineonym June 16, 2011

Divine Eights

Technique during Fellatio whereby giver does the following:

1. Use head thrusting to completely envelope entire penis.
2. Giver uses nose to draw imaginary figure 8's in pubic area.

The result is extreme pleasure for the receiver via extreme stimulation of the entire penile crown, unattainable by simply head thrusting alone. (Chicken Necking)

Can probably also be done during irrumatio, if both giver and receiver are well attuned to each other.

I sure wish those american sextard bitches (ASB) knew how to do those Divine Eights that the East European and Russian goddesses are so proficient at. It's bad enough the ASB don't know or understand or are even willing to learn ESO, Tantrism or any of the other 'highly skilled techniques'; The ASB don't even know the basics of Fellatio such as Divine Eights!@$% I don't know why I waste my time giving them Venus Butterfly or even erotic massage. Sheesh!

by Jon_Public May 12, 2010

Diviner's Sage

Slang term for the psychoactive herb known as Salvia Divinorum. Salvia Divinorum is not a scheduled drug although some states have banned the sale and trafficking of it. The D.E.A is currently reviewing whether or not Salvia should be placed as a Schedule 1 drug.

The psychoactive ingredient that gives Salvia it's hallucinogenic effects is known as Salvinorum A

Some other terms for Salvia Divinorum are:
Sally D., Salvia, Shepherdess's Herb, Ska Pastora

John: Did you see how much that Diviner's Sage was?
Jake: No, I did not.
John: Well, fuck off then!

by Josh Monroe July 20, 2010

divida

Divida is the most loving girl you’ll ever meet.She is very shy but one you get to know her she’ll be one of the best thing in your life.Once you have a Divida in your life don’t let her go because you’ll regret it.She will always be there for you when you need her and she’s a great problem solver.

Mack: who’s she she is so beautiful

Jenny:that’s Divida she’s shy but really funny

Mack:I think ima go talk to her

by JL24 May 15, 2018

Divinecqsh

Someone who only plays the crusher on roblox. Get better soon.

“Do you know what Divinecqsh is doing today?”
“I heard she’s playing The CrusheR!”

by featherwishess January 12, 2022

magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.

ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR

by planttreesplease January 24, 2015