bjoern disorder

A disorder someone might have when they blame everything and everyone but themselves for a problem

That's mikey, ever since he got dumped, hes been really bad with bjoern disorder.

by fishcfishface April 26, 2022

Intimacy Disorder

A condition that makes the victim crave emotional intimacy due to lack of it in their past.

A person with Intimacy Disorder may have trouble connecting with someone because of fear of being hurt.
Someone with Intimacy Disorder make have coping mechanisms like humor, television, or food to help them get through the loneliness they feel.

" I heard Kaden has Intimacy Disorder and can't connect to anyone on a true emotional level"

by Y337801 March 17, 2019

Bowmasters disorder

When you play bowmasters too much and your addicted to bowmasters and you want to shit every time you play and you can’t stop

I’m shitting and playing bowmasters

You have Bowmasters Disorder

by Little_dick_nigga February 12, 2019

Couchkies Disorder

The disorder where you flip your nouns in a sentence.

"Yo man, those tickets are on sale" flipped to: "Yo man, those sales are on ticket". This happens when you have the Couchkies Disorder. (Animals are immune to this disorder for lack of an understandable language)

by A-Money, and B-love June 20, 2010

Typing Disorder

Often abbreviated to td, it means that when you type something in a conversation and you spell it slightly wrong. You are not obliged to correct a td simply with a typing disorder with an asterix(*); you have to write td straight away. You are also allowed to acknowledge someone elses typing disorder by writing td after they right it as well.

An STD is a super typing disorder.

Dean:Hey
Sophie:Hye
Sandra: td!
Sophie:i kno ryt, that was such a typing disorder!

Dean: Hello
Sophie: loleh
Sandra: STD!

by asexian July 1, 2009

Sexy Disorder

When you're just too damn sexy to the point where is becomes a health risk.

Wow, Channing Tatum has that sexy disorder. I doubt he'll live past 50.

by QueenP_ April 20, 2014

Connolly Disorder

Being a compulsive lair and going so in-dept into your lies that you completely forget that you are lying and you cannot keep up with your lies.
Also results in delusion and loneliness.

Examples:
1) My neighbor has an RPG
2) Chief Keef is my cousin
3) I have expensive hardware
4) My mom makes $1,000,000 dollars a year and works at The Wall Street Journal
5) i have a Sister
6) My mom bought me $8,000 dollar shoes (Marty McFlys)
7) I work at Nike
8) My family works at Nike

Gavin recently found out he had Connolly Disorder.

by RyanEpilepsy June 19, 2014