dingleberry

Little balls of shit that build up on ass hairs.

Dude!! Kelly was tossing my salad and got dingleberrys stuck in her teeth.

I would like some dingleberry pie.

by Ara, Kai, Lauren, Jon December 28, 2007

dingleberry

A ball of dookie stuck in one's butt hairs; an ignorant or obnoxious person.

That dingleberry really hurt when I pulled it off, or that dingleberry broke his arm again

by Crammit January 20, 2006

dingleberries

As defined in The War Of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts, by Louis de Bernieres:

'Dingleberries,' he said, assuming a professional air, 'are the little balls of fluff that appear in one's underwear and sometimes entwine themselves in one's pubic hair. Frequently they are of a grey colour and woolly nature.'

See above.

by Andrew March 3, 2004

dingleberries

poop that hangs off the hair in the butthole.

Man, those dingleberries really disgusted my date last night when he tried to stick it in me.

by Poop Daddy March 28, 2007

dingleberry

1. (n) A bit of poo that gets caught on your butt hairs.
2. (v) To continue talking about a subject that nobody is listening to.
3. (n) Chicken and Brown Rice soup from Arlequin Bakery in San Francisco.

1. I had the worst dingleberry yesterday, but it crusted over so fast!
2. Quit your dingleberryin' Willis! Nobody listenin'!
3. Don't waste your hard earned cash on dingleberry in Hayes Valley.

by buttman124 February 21, 2011

dingleberry

When you take a shit and sneaky particles escape the grasp of the toilet and stick to the sides of the anus and its hair follicles. Then the piece of feces dries up on your panties and gooch/anus hair. Later on in the shower you wash it off and you realize the shit got the better of you.

Below is the script to a fucked up porn including the dingleberry

Guy takes shit and has dingleberry and doesn't know
Girl: hey babe lets have some creepy sexy sex.
Guy: ok but first show me your bobs and vegana so I can git hourny.
Girl: ok! (takes off clothes)
Guy: ooh Now I'm ready for sexy sex
Girl: Yay let me get my 13 inch strap on for your bleached butthole
Guy: (lubes himself up)

Girl: (Puts on strap on and is about to insert)... Oh MY GOD BABE IS THAT YOUR DINGLEBERRY ON YOUR BALL HAIR!!??
Guy: Well I did take a colossal shit 5 minutes ago.

Girl: I'm gunna lick it because I'm kinky. (Licks)

by THATTAWOOSHEESH January 15, 2018

dingleberries

those horrible little bits of shit that get left on your asshair if you don't wipe properly, yummy :)

'i was in the shower when i noticed lots of little dingleberries up my crack, must not be wiping properly'

by hickers January 29, 2008