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Demetri Martin: "I bought a dictionary...First thing I did, I looked up the word "Dictionary" and it said "You're an asshole"
by michael park January 3, 2009
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1.Put the dictionary in the fire.
2.Hey, kid. Color in this dictionary.
3.Put that useless thing in the dictionary.
4.If a fly bothers you, use a dictionary.
by me, myself, i May 23, 2006
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A big book of words, where people look up definitions of words. The dictionary is missing many words, like the ones in here! If you're still confused, click here to look up dictionary
by hExDeCiMaL December 13, 2003
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A ludicrous tome compiled by Noah Webster.
by flackrat September 23, 2003
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You're lookin' at one, moron. (see MORON)
This is a dictionary.
by Kevin JJJ May 14, 2006
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A book or sorce of definitions not of oppinions or weirdo complaints about eachother.
by Anonymous August 26, 2003
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You deserve to be slapped for looking up dictionary in the dictionary!......retard!
If some one is dumb enough to look up dictionary IN a dictionary, is an example really going to be sufficient to clear things up for them?
by kuckapoo December 9, 2008
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