dickface

Someone who is mistakingly called 'Dickface' through IMs that are meant to go to their brother by an ex girlfriend.

Someone who blows up their brother's oven trying to cook pizza.

Someone who will give you winged herpes if you ever touch him because he's a thousand times the dickface sierra could ever be. And fucks with Katie and David.

'Sierra, you're such a dickface.'

'Sierra's such a dickface for not knowing how to cook pizza and making my oven explode.'

'Ok... your dickface status has diminished by like 100 points...because this guy is a HUGE dickface'

by Sierra Jackson June 16, 2008

Dickshake

The act of putting your dick into a blender with some milk and ice cream and then drinking it.

Dude, I kidnapped an orphan and made a chocolate dickshake with him last night, it was delicious.

by Warpig 88 April 18, 2010

dickspank

A person who is an unbelievably moronic individual. Someone who continuously gets on one's nerves.

Here comes ricky. I can't stand that dickspank.

by MonCor August 27, 2006

dickface

A person that looks like a dick, or act like a dick such as P.S.,J.B.,& T.H.

Look at that cock block hes a dick face!

by EAT COCK EVERYONE June 6, 2003

Dickslice

An insult applying to a guy that is a dick, but because of being kicked in the crotch a lot when they were a child, etc...The "Slice" part is because of it being damaged, resulting in immature rage.

Jimmy: "Did you see what Daren said to me back there?!!"
Charlie: "Yeah, he's a classic Dickslice."

by HelloPity September 2, 2013

Mussolini Dickface

Quite the contrary.. I devised the phrase you bastard...a friend of mine and I were walking home from school when a beagle decided to follow us home. We went into a grocery store and came out minutes later to find the dog still waiting. Despite multiple attempts at trying to urinate the dog failed. My friend had been obsessing over the word/name "Mussolini" and I called the dog a "Dickface" for not being able to pee. The dog was then dubbed "Mussolini Dickface"

That goddamn rat bastard constipated dog is a "Mussolini Dickface"

by Kanibus March 2, 2004

dickface

a mean jerk guy that thinks with his dick

Julian Guiao
that dickface is verry ugly
:D

by Jessi*Fabulous November 25, 2007