Dicksmashed

The act of annihilating an opponent in any form of competition.

Hey you guys ready to get Dicksmashed

by Smacks69 March 1, 2011

Dickswidth

Dickswidth; a term used when describing the distance between one object and another, or the length of any particular item typically around 6 inches*

* Average penis size determined from a study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms, who found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in) with a standard deviation of 2.1 cm (0.8 in)

Lukus: Pass the grinder!
Haylock: I cant reach man
Lukus: It's only about a dickswidth away!

Tassell: How big was the stinging nettle?
Willils: About a dickswidth!
Tassell: And he still ate it!? N'awww
Willis: *spear tackle into river

by CllrBlets November 9, 2012

dickomiter

A scale that doctors use when measuring the size of a mans dick. Except they compare it to animals.

Did you hear Jeffs dickomiter readings say hes an elephant dick

by Mr.Fries August 15, 2016

DICKSRITARY

A male in an assistant type role who sexually services their boss.

The horny boss called in her dicksritary for a quicky before the big board meeting.

by anonymous October 25, 2017

dickshit

A dickshit or dickpoo is a shit that is the size and length of a dick.

I just shit out a nice dickshit.

by TheOgreWithin December 2, 2018

Dickshit

Shit is actually cum but brown

I see your dickshit in your pants

by Piss_boy September 18, 2020

dicksighted

Thinking with your dick, not your head. Usually, when a guy sees a hot chick and his dick gets excited because his dick is doing all the sight seeing.

Luke M got dicksighted when he went to Casa Amore.

by Bullydaddy December 19, 2020