dicksmack

a strike with one's penis.

I'm' still sore from your dicksmacks.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

dickscusting

Anything relating to the male genitalia with a grotesque nature.

John, those herpes sores are dickscusting.

by Bobby Steele April 19, 2005

dickface

To draw humorous/obscene designs on the face of an unconscious individual, usually one who has overindulged in recreational substances.

John drank way too much last Thursday, and we dickfaced him with a laundry pen. It still says "Free Mustache Rides" on his forehead.

by Will January 13, 2004

Dickscarf

A dickscarf is a scarf (usually made of coarse wool) worn draped around the dick in any way. During the winter it is used as a utility to keeping your dick warm. At other times of the year it is merely a fashion statement, a damn good one at that.

Often used as a polar opposite to a asshat.

Bro, you better put your dickscarf on, or your brass monkeys will get chapped out here.

by Casey Corbin October 15, 2006

dicksucker

1.) A person who sucks a male's penis.
2.) A male that acts like a homosexual.

1.)Martha is a great dicksucker. It felt good!
2.) What Nate said to me on the way to the student wellness and recreation center:
"No one likes a dicksucker!"

by jiblair October 19, 2005

dickfacemagee

a polite word for a teacher who makes a bad decision.

Mr.Jones is such a dickfacemagee, he got me expelled for writing "i hate math" up on the board. he's a science teacher!

by helmethead101 January 14, 2008

Dicksappear

When a female on an internet forum stops showing up entirely when she starts a sexual relationship.

Where has Sandra been? She totally dicksappeared as soon as she started dating Mike.

by Tierz June 30, 2009