DickMonger

A fat slutty whore
who is a nice lady
YOUR LANGUAGE IS OFFENSIVE TO ME
eat balls

Shut up dickmonger. your language is offensive to me

by JAYYYYdeeeeeeesixtynine May 27, 2011

Dickoplata

The act of submitting one's penis with the infamous ju jitsu technique known as "omoplata". This is also comedian and UFC commentator Joe Rogan's favorite sexual position.

Kage: demonstrates the omoplata This is a ju jitsu move!

Chochie: takes off clothes I'm going to try it on you now.

Kage: That's not my arm....

Joe Rogan: yelling through the window She is going for the dickoplata!

by kagefightteam August 3, 2009

dickopoly

Attack made wit many dicks, preferably in a hole

Oh Shit Man! Sammy Just Got A Dickopoly Up The Ass,I Think He Liked It

by Tha Supa Stud July 29, 2003

dicktop

A desktop computer primarily used for porn. Very much like faptop

I'm so glad I have a dicktop, my girl didn't finish me.

by Dillon Jay March 10, 2008

Dickmook

one who worships the dick.

Willing to go to great measures to obtain relations with the male reproductive organs

that guy is such a dickmook

by JRudd January 14, 2008

Dickophilia

The act of being attracted to a deceased male.

"Dude did you hear? Zack's a dickophiliac."

by DickInAnAss January 1, 2016

Dicktopous

A dick shaped as an octopous

Saras realized that Tom had a dicktopous

by Dicktopous queen September 10, 2016