Dickastic

The act of being sarcastic... but also being a real dick about it.

After throwing my cat in the microwave, Jeffrey added in a dickastic manner that 'it wasn't HIM that killed my cat. It was the POPCORN SETTING.'

by Crunchyhombre September 29, 2012

Dickleing

Tickling someone with your dick

"Damn, I'd do anything to be dickleing that girl right now"

by Xilef2468 July 20, 2015

dickasuckalitus

Sores around mouth area from sucking too much dick.

"I went to the doctor the other day & the doctor diagnosed me with Dickasuckalitus. They said it was from too much oral sex."
Nrt

by Mommafupa June 11, 2016

Dickless Fuckboy

dik/ les/ fək boi
Noun

A fuckboy with no dick who only gets fucked in the mouth and asshole, but does none of the fucking because he is dickless. He is a cum dumpster who enjoys bukkake’s and golden showers.

Example 1: Rusty is definitely Justin’s dickless fuckboy. I bet Justin doesn’t even use his toilet when Rusty's around.

Example 2: I wonder how many dicks that dickless fuckboy, Rusty, has had flapping in his face at the same time.

by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION August 23, 2016

dickass fool

One who has transcended beyond the realm of Head-assery. A true master of the idiotic arts.

Jimy jumps off a building, only to land ass first in a dildo factory. Jimy then proceeds to smoke the dildos. Jimy is a dickass fool.

by Carlos rivero December 7, 2017

Dickass Sauce

Nickname for cocktail sauce. Cock = Dick, tail = ass.

man: Can't wait for some cocktail dip!
tuxedo winnie the pooh: Uhm, actually, it's Dickass Sauce.
man: Why the fuck is a bear with a tuxedo in my home?

by APersonWhoMightBeInsane September 13, 2020

Dicklefuck

When you have sex with your awesome dick and then water comes out

"Man Samantha loves it when her boyfriend does a dicklefuck."

by Fucklestick March 19, 2023