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Get off my dick

Man 1: *harassing man 2*

Man 2: get off my dick
by JtkS!MP_3/RAD$ March 31, 2024
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Hop off my dick

when a person is constantly riding your dick with no registered license
She stay riding my dick like hop off my dick it’s becoming annoying
by jaylaharmani June 7, 2024
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choke the head off my dick

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."
by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009
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off the top of my dick

When you come up with something off the top of your head, your other head.
Tim: Yo that joke was funny as fuck
Steve: Yeah, I came up with it off the top of my dick
by aravindv August 16, 2021
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get off your own dick

it usally arrises in a situation, when a person belives they are so good at something e.g. football, games etc and they are basiclly up theirselves but only during the event.
(living room of a friends house after a night out)
steve: oh thats great play from that lad
troy: get off your own dick
nat/luke/chris/neil: hahahahaha
steve: now thats a good one
by Luke Harris August 18, 2006
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off with his dick

The penile equivalent to off with his head. It's what someone says, especially royalty, to order someone's dick to be chopped off.
the king caught one of his knights fucking the queen. As soon as he saw this he shouted "OFF WITH HIS DICK!"
by SweetDoggyM September 4, 2016
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Jerk off your bf dick

Just give you bf a Jerk off for a while On Dec 15-20 in the class room or in the bathroom does not matter to me
Let me jerk off your bf dick
by dick booyyyy December 15, 2021
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