Term meaning "GET THE FUCK OUT OF TOWN! THIS BITCH IS GONNA TELL ON YOU!" Its used usually when you and a good friend get into it. it means all the secrets you've shared she's gonna tell!
You're such a slut! Buy a diary because I'm not keeping your secrets anymore
by skylarskank June 28, 2008
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designated diary

When you've drunk enough to have fun, but not enough to forget what will happen. The next day everyone comes and asks you exactly what happened at that party.
"I was so fucked up last night. I didn't auctually kill that kitten did I?
Chelsea frowned. "Fuck off Dan, I'm not your designated diary."
by Asa_Kat October 20, 2009
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Collective Diary

Facebook is so unique. Think about it. What has ever existed like it before? It's the first-ever example of what is a... collective diary. Hey, I should submit that to Urban Dictionary.
by Vincent Van Dazzled February 25, 2019
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Cum Diaries

Dude, have you seen Cum Diaries? I shot ropes
by Cummealean June 05, 2022
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Still writin' in my diary

Keeping a low profile...staying to yourself.
Q: How ya maintainin'?
A: Still writin' in my diary!!
by Greezy's_Princess August 06, 2018
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The basketball diary effect

When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.
Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.
by martypartyparty April 26, 2021
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the basketball diary effect

When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.
Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.
by martypartyparty April 26, 2021
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