Diagonal Cowboy

A sex position that includes a male laying on his back, with his dick pointing up. The female is lowered onto his dick while doing a split, and two assistants rotate her clockwise on him, in a fashion resembling a spinning top.

Boy: Yo, what if a dude balanced on his dick and spun like a bay-blade?

Girl: Damn, if you’re down to get on your back and do the Diagonal Cowboy, hit me up.

Homie 1: I’ll help you out dude.

Homie 2: I got you bruh. you need me, just let me know.

by Satans Dad July 26, 2019

Diagraphephobia

noone cares about eteled so shut up fnf fans

diagraphephobia is the fear that you are stuck in a computer file whatever and you're gonna get deleted
phobia of being deleted. yes. that exists.

by Sanic Hegehog May 29, 2022

San Diago

Of course discovered by the Germans. THey called it, "San Diago", which, of course in German means a whale's vagina. It DOES NOT mean Sanit Diego. In fact, scholars maintain that the true translation has been lost.

San Diago! Drink it in! It always gows down smooth.

by Azteca October 19, 2007

Diago

the sexiest man alive great in bed hes a huge romantic funny always wears a hoodie and is a huge gentlemen and super sweet never let him go

oh my gosh diago handed me his sweater

by kirito31 January 29, 2020

diahorrea

1.Pressing matter.
2.Brown crap, not really poop but comes outta your asshole anyways, that shoots out your butt whether you're ready or not.

-He can't come 'cause he has diahorrea
-I told him he shouldn't eat shit off the ground!

by Jaden_Aye May 12, 2009

diagnamate

Verb meaning to make something dull or uninviting sound interesting, like when talking to children. Teachers also diagnamate a lot.

Usually shown with exclamation marks in the written word.

Mother: "We're going to Grandma's house!! Isn't it so exciting?!?!"
Son: "Don't diagnamate, Grandma's house is boring."

Geology teacher: "Look at this amazing piece of granite!! Can you see how it has formed -really- slowly?!?!"
Student: "Sir's diagnamating again."

by teal_dream November 22, 2011

diagonal crossers

a person(s) who crosses street(s) on angle; taking more time while car(s) have to wait

why can't that person cross the street in a straight line; such a diagonal crossers

by winnipegdude January 1, 2012