diagnamate

Verb meaning to make something dull or uninviting sound interesting, like when talking to children. Teachers also diagnamate a lot.

Usually shown with exclamation marks in the written word.

Mother: "We're going to Grandma's house!! Isn't it so exciting?!?!"
Son: "Don't diagnamate, Grandma's house is boring."

Geology teacher: "Look at this amazing piece of granite!! Can you see how it has formed -really- slowly?!?!"
Student: "Sir's diagnamating again."

by teal_dream November 22, 2011

Diagramatical

Describes the nature or characteristic of somethings that has been visualised on a diagram.

Ian: Hey can you explain that to me diagramatically?
Hynek: Sure buddy, so as you can see from this diagram, the blah blah blah…

by HMES October 16, 2024