derp

Derp is one who does something foolish or derpy. These people tend to have mad cheekbones and a lack of hair and excessive body fat.

Sam looks like a derp lol

by Derp Derpson April 28, 2020

Derping

Being scared and coughing.

Bob: Hey! What's wrong with Kevin?
Pierre: Don't worry, he's just derping because he keeps dying in the scary game.

by Le French Man December 3, 2020

Derping

scared and coughing

Person A: Don't make me derp
Person B: What do you mean
Person A: Just start violently coughing at you. Derping

by Dissentrix December 3, 2020

derp

how the fuck do you not understand

Izzy: Sedivib.
Brolyn: What?
Izzy: Derp.

by GinGin5 October 9, 2018

Derping

Being scared and coughing simultaneously.

Oh god, I was playing this game and I started derping so hard!

by Ratswithhats December 4, 2020

Derping

scared and coughing

i'm just derping so hard

by My Alias Was Taken December 3, 2020

derp

The face made by Gerard Piqué of Spain (a.k.a. The Herp Derp King).

Piqué is herpderpin' at the World Cup.

-Piqué sees a ball-

Piqué: DERP!

by BEASTLYBEAST12345678901 July 27, 2010