pussy deprived

when you're such an asshole fucker that literally no human being in the whole world wants to fuck, or even touch you're micropenis. Asks literally everyone for nudes. Has really hot friends that get too much pussy and your entitled male ego is hurt

You know J.G. he's so pussy deprived he asks everyone for nudes. ( . ) ( . )

by dickmedownpls October 8, 2018

sleep deprivation

The intentional, or unintentional deficit of sleep due to various circumstances.

Side effects include; drowsiness, an excitable / giggly demeanor, chapped lips, muscle cramps from basic movement, delusion, diarrhea, irregularity in appetite, becoming more visuospatial (extra-gangster as another definition put it), impatience (which can lead you to be more critical of smaller details as another definition expresses), loss of water in face - which can make some more prone to blemishes, palour, dark circles under eyes, psychotic breaks, grandiose entrepreneurial ideas, fainting, brushes of genius, undergoing a series of events similar to that of Fight Club, headaches, weight loss, general feelings of uncertainty, increased sensitivity to audio and visual stimulation, impairing of short-term memory, tip-of-the-tongue sensation, poor blood circulation... the list can go on.

I love to promote sleep deprivation and make beats on my laptop. The whole thing is kind of a grab-bag though and you're going to get just as many negative effects as positive. Diarrhea is always a guarantee for me, personally.

by jfjfjfjfjf August 12, 2011

depippo

An Italian last name. Depippo's are genetically inclined to have a large penis and to cheer for the best NHL teams. Depippo's are muscular individuals who get all of the ladies. Dolphins and depippo's share similar genetic codes, possibly accounting for their bizarre laugh and unnatural intelligence.

depippo beat me on another math test

by Dolphin boy man boy March 2, 2010

derail

To have sexual intercourse.

A: "I hung out with that cute blonde last night."
B: "Did you derail?"
A: "Hell yea. I derailed. So good."

by DryLee November 5, 2006

Derpies

Derpies is an increasingly prevalent socially-transmitted disease that impairs mental function in afflicted individuals. Derpies has become as common as one-in-two individuals on average in the world's population. The level of concentration of affected individuals increases the risk of exposure and transmission exponentially. Despite this fact, rural areas appear equally affected as urban areas. Cooperative vigilance and increased awareness are strongly advised as the only effective deterrents to the spread of this illness.

Symptoms of Derpies include:

Decline in common sense
Impairment of motor functions
Reduction in observational skills
Appreciation of reality television
Pattern of poor decisionmaking
Increased laugh response
Reckless driving and parking
Misuse of commonly used words
Distortion of spacial reasoning
Excessive quasi-aggressive
physical contact

If four or more of the listed symptoms apply to you, a friend or a loved one, Derpies may have already taken root in your social environment. Unlike its permanent, sexually-transmitted
cousin; Herpes, the non-permanent Derpies is potentially deadly. It is important for affected individuals to seek academic assistance immediately to mitigate Derpies-associated
risks to your social well-being.

Bob: "John has been acting ridiculously. He likes stupid things and laughs all the time."
Alice: "He has been hanging out with Frat boys."
Bob: "He has been watching the Jersey Shore reruns."
Alice: "We need to have an talk with him. I think that he has Derpies. And, I don't want to get it to."

by PacketLost August 6, 2015

Derpies

A disease (perhaps contagious) symptomized by using continuous "derp" actions.

"Man, I think Micheal has derpies."
"I know a few people who certainly have derpies."

by Lsh14 April 27, 2010

Derpity do da

A phrase used at random! :p

Person 1: derp
Person 2: derp
Person 1: DERPITY DO DA!

by Proshi November 13, 2011