wheeler and dealer

One who advances one's own interests by canny, aggressive, or unscrupulous behavior.

That used car salesman is a real wheeler and dealer, he sure has a way with words but I'm not sure I can trust him.

by Fundo88 January 27, 2010

Deal a deuce

To have a bowel movement, to go "number 2"

"Dude, my stomach hurts from all those slim jims, I gotta go deal a deuce.

by The_paperboy July 6, 2012

dealer's dozen

eleven

bitch was sheisty; paid for twelve and got a dealer's dozen.

by onirebmit October 23, 2012

dealf

Dealf is how Dashie says the word Death. He says it in this manner in most of the games he plays on his gaming channel, DashieGames.

"that modaphucka got dealf."

by Cent1m3ter April 30, 2020

Meme dealer

A God that has given you a reason to live

I get memes from my Meme dealer

by Mini Mack December 7, 2017

drug deal

Making a deal to get something to where it's either out of the norm, something you would never do, or just plain odd; to the point where it makes it even more bizarre and lucrative just based on the desire/need/or desperation of the item or favor you are making a deal for. Furthermore it may be with a person or people to whom you would NEVER really associate with during any other time. Almost like making a deal with the devil

I just made a wicked drug deal with Jeremy. I offered to do his homework for a week while he let me borrow his car next weekend. Normally I wouldn't fuck with him, but he has a sweet ride, and I'm trying to impress Suzy so I can get some ass. Hoo boy...

by RagingDemon856 July 8, 2011

the deal

The topic at hand.

Look at that deal. Can you hand me that deal.

by Stik-e Mung March 13, 2004