darwin jackson

Name of a person (tool) used to remove herpes from the anal glands of homosexual monkeys.

My herpes are flaring up again, call the herpe man Darwin Jackson

by Crossedup February 28, 2019

Viral Darwinism

Natural selection as observed by Charles Darwin; the survival of those who can comprehend the nature of a virus.

'The "protesters" are proudly hastening their own extinction', she thought, as they chanted the name of their ignorant leader. 'Many of them will die in a fog of pure Viral Darwinism.'

by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2020

Darwin Award

Charles Darwin believes in natural selection, weaker beings die, stronger ones survive and reproduce to live another day. The Darwin Award is handed out on the internet usually to people who post videos on youtube demonstrating their purest skills at being a retard putting his or her life on the line.

Darwin is watching. This one has potential for a Darwin Award.

by simio January 16, 2008

darwin olympics

When you completely ignore facts that can get you and a large group of people sick or dead, you’re playing Darwin olympics.

You’re ignoring the CDC and hanging out at the bar during the spread of coronavirus? Good luck with th Darwin olympics.

by warpig March 17, 2020

Charles Darwin

Proved evolution among life forms; and humans as visibly derivative of apes.

Charles Darwin came up with the term "natural selection".

by Lord-Cypher December 16, 2017

social darwinism

The belief that since anyone is capable of having children, society is not evolving. Social darwinists believe that anyone who's genes do not contribute to the well being of society should be sterilized.

Not allowing retards to have children is social darwinism

by phili January 15, 2004

Social Darwinism

A widely circulated belief that human evolution will sort itself through the actions or inactions of stupid individuals eliminating themselves from the gene pool. Mean while the prude, wise actions of society as a whole cause them to adapt, survive and evolve.

The idea is very similiar to the so called, "Darwin Awards" where people get awarded for doing stupid actions that eliminate them from the genetic pool. 1000 ways to die as seen on Spike TV is a really good example of this at work.

A guy is speeding around in traffic while people on the road look on at him thinking what is wrong with that guy? Another knows and he is thinking that's social darwinism at work..he deserves a darwin award

by honestguy87110 July 19, 2009