W-Dangler

An illustration of the male reproductive package featuring a pair of uneven testicles (resembling a lowercase "w") and a handsome drooping penis.

I couldn't not draw a W-Dangler on the bus window on the way to every away game in the '08-'09 season. It made the bus look mean!

by Walter Wolstein Vaughan January 13, 2010

piss-dangle

1. (v) to be pissed off and confused at the same time
2. (v) to take a big sh*t
3. (adj) an adjective that can be used to describe almost anything

1. dude, what happened last night? i am so piss-dangled.
2. i gotta piss-dangle
3. Jonas blacked out on the sled piss-dangled.

by Speaker 11 October 30, 2010

Chalk Dangle

1. Dribbling of semen after ejaculation into a woman's mouth.
2. Dripping mucus after snorting lines of cocaine.

When basking in the afterglow of a hard earned blowjob, Bob noticed his girlfriend had a bit of a chalk dangle.

by Thedangle November 26, 2013

sterile dangle

A male organ that not only can't get hard, but also can't emit baby-producing ejaculate. Both sterility and erectile dysfunction are involved- a double whammy for sure.

That roided out football player may be huge, but he probably has a sterile dangle.

by TrimHits July 1, 2015

Oily danglers

To define the words ‘oily danglers’ you’ll probably have to close your eyes and think of a time when those perfect fantastic foreign women bask topless coating themselves with that oil based suntan lotion making them glisten and look so delightfully succulent you just want to help apply the lotion.

Also any magnificent breasts your fondling, sorry massaging with oils for your sexual gratification............I mean........for the woman’s relaxing massage your treating her to.

Or

Any pair of breasts with any oil based product on are known as ‘oily danglers’.

“What the fuckers is wrong with you dude?” I asked dude as his jaw dropped, his eyes popped out and then drool started dripping.

Composing himself dude answered “look at the oily danglers over there”
“Mmmmmmm.......I like” I mumbled as my mind wondered into some really dirty thoughts.

by Iwannariot October 27, 2020

big bo dangler

Giant penis

Man i have a big bo dangler.

by Gorillazoevery90 December 25, 2009

Dangle fest

one player getting by many others using fly moves in a hockey game.

-You see Gary Busey go on that dangle fest!

-Yeah man! he was schooling those fools left and right!

by JaBallah January 8, 2009