Dad

Someone who would leave to go get milk but has been gone for 27 years

My dad kills kids.

by Axo6969hm September 22, 2019

Dadded

When someone who isnt a dad, says a dad joke to spmeone who is a dad. That dad is allowed to evoke the rights of "dadded" by telling an even lamer dad joke

Jake says to his father "how do you make an octopus laugh?? Ten tickles"

Jakes dad replies " two men walk in to a bar, you would of thought one of them would of seen it "
** jake has been dadded**

by Hydraawakens69 March 16, 2020

Dad

Something that is nonexistent

Jeff: Hey, I saw my dad yesterday!

Henry: What's a dad?

by bossyne December 28, 2020

Dad

Your girl friend calls you dad because you are going to leave her as fast as your dad did

Girl; hey daddy, where are you
Boy:

by Magnum dong125 June 20, 2019

dad

that thing that you haft to deal with on weekends

my dad is gay

by mydadis69 January 13, 2019

Dad

A Son's First Hero.

A Daughters First Love.

Son: Dad I Want To Work Where You Work One Day.

Daughter: Thanks Dad I Love You.

by Jack Marino June 16, 2013

Dadness

Act of being a dad. One who has a child and is forever trapped in life.

"Bill, get the fuck out of here with that dadness"

by TheEthanBro November 3, 2016