dad

the stuipid asshole that sits on his ass all day and makes you his slave while he just plays fallout 4

and gets pissed off from the stuipidest reasons. he says he "loves" you but that is obviously bullshit because he throws orange peels at you and goes over to you and farts really loud and then blames you on it and makes fun of you ALL the time.

SON UNCLOG THE TOILET!!! dad pissed off
k dad dont hurt me unclogs toilet
how did you do that? says dad

by sinister wuff July 17, 2016

dad

that thing that you haft to deal with on weekends

my dad is gay

by mydadis69 January 13, 2019

Dad

Something that is nonexistent

Jeff: Hey, I saw my dad yesterday!

Henry: What's a dad?

by bossyne December 28, 2020

Dad

my dad went to get milk and never came back so Idk

“Hey dad can you get me some chocolate”
“I don’t have a dad”

by Hi haha May 22, 2021

a dad

something furries don't have

alice *is a furry*
joe "oh that explains why you dont have a dad"

by Mr_facts1 June 9, 2022

Dad

A Son's First Hero.

A Daughters First Love.

Son: Dad I Want To Work Where You Work One Day.

Daughter: Thanks Dad I Love You.

by Jack Marino June 16, 2013

Dad

A daughter's first love and a sons first hero

Don't you just love dad

by Bill Nye the non science guy August 14, 2016