Dressed for the occasion

Having your genitalia and surround area freshly shaved or trimmed, ready for sexual activity.

Ben: I hope to slam Sarah tonight.
Gary: Nice man! Are you dressed for the occasion?

Ben: Yeah, I shaved my pubes earlier.
Gary: Hi-Five!

by gasboddle December 24, 2009

dresser

Early nineties term for people who wear mainstream high street clothing. Used mainly by crusties to describe most other people who did not wear ripped jeans/jumpers and army boots with no laces. Not to be confused with Townies who wore baseball caps and would now be called chavs.

look at that dresser with her global hypercolour teeshirt!

by sluffy June 23, 2007

window dresser

A person, more often than not a female, who dresses slighty slutty, flirts with guys so she can get free drinks, then leaves them with blue balls at the end of the night. This is much like a manequin wearing designer clothing in a store window. You can look at it through the window all you want, but you can never touch it.

"Andy" was hitting it off with "Karla" all night at the local watering hole. She looked fine and seemed so into him, and he even bought her drinks all night. She hinted that they might go back to her place at the end of the night, so he kept buying her drinks. Then she told him she was going to the bathroom and he never saw her again. What a window dresser!

by G.A.D. March 8, 2008

Dressed to the 9's

1. verb., to be dressed for a formal event.

-Hey Johnny, Jessi's party was so elegant; Everyone was dressed to the 9's.

by Johnny&Jayknee June 25, 2009

25 titties on the dresser

An expression used to mean roughly that one has a lot of women at his disposal, mainly for sexual purposes. Probably derived from the DJ DMD song 25 lighters.

B - Yo Tyrone, you gettin' pussy nowadays?
T - Hell yeah, B. I got 25 titties on the dresser, yessir.

by Carl Mygind November 23, 2011

All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Masterbating into a condom. Can also be used to describe futile or self defeating actions.

"He came over, we're fooling around. One thing lead to another. So I left him there All dressed up with nowhere to go."

by Gyar March 5, 2015

6 dressed up as a 9

Someone who dresses up and takes nice pics on facebook or when they go out, but they look like all hell when the lights come on.

Ok, you're out at the club and you meet a girl who seems like a 9... but she's really a 6 dressed up as a 9. Mathematically a 6 out of 10. You see her again not dressed up and the only thing she's left with is her dignity.

Not to be confused with 69, good from far, far from good.

by PhantomResponse December 15, 2011